Monday, January 28, 2008

Smut Meme

Ok, I'll play the smut monger...

1. Chocolate or whipped cream? Whipped cream! With a cherry on top. So cliche, I know I need to get more creative with this.

2. Leather or PVC? Leather, it looks hot and makes you sweaty. PVC is a green-type of leather, meaning it's not made from cows?

3. Outdoor sex or indoor sex? Indoor sex in winter. Outdoor sex in summer.

4. In the jacuzzi or in the bed? In the bed. At work we'd go to this Chinese restaurant and after we read our fortune we'd say "in the bed". So it sounded something like this.
Fortune: We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit...In the bed =0)

5. Bad sex or no sex? Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good? There is nothing bad about sex.

6. Dominate or be dominated? Dominate. I'm gonna tie you up and whip you... with my tongue.

7. Thigh highs or body stockings? What is a body stocking? OK, I'll go with thigh highs especially cause they turn him on.

8. Fast or slow? Both. Slow and then fast, faster, faster...oh wait.

9. Rough or gentle? Gentle unless I'm the one being rough. What? I said I like to dominate.

10. Bite or suck?! Is a nibble a bite? Suck and nibble then. With a side of slurp.

11. Role play or reality? Role play is fun but reality is really fun. Reality is really, the words they just go together.

12. Dirty talking: coming or going? Oh yeah, I should be a phone sex operator.
*idea pops up*

13. Edible panties or no panties at all? No panties under a skirt on a park bench or bent over one. Never tried the edible panties thing. But I have seen a package of some. Aren't they a gag gift?

14. Spanking paddle or bare hand? Bare hand, hands down.

15. Landing strip or Kojak? Landing strip. Something about a totally shaved pussy reminds me too much of a child. What is Kojak? Ok, I figured it out.

16. Multiple sessions or one good fuck? Both. Depending on the mood. Can you say multiple orgasms!

17. Moaning or screaming? Moaning softly. You learn to be quiet when you have a kid. Screaming when your having one - a kid that is.

18. Three-way or no way? Three-way is a possibility with the right woman. How about three-way phone sex.

19. Swing or no swing? You mean a sex swing, I'd try one out. Or wear one out. No, that didn't sound right. Or on the other hand, wearing it out from so much use. Could you imagine wearing a sex swing out on the town. Maybe, I've figured out my Halloween costume for this year. Heheheheeheeheeehe.


So that is my 2 cents worth of adult material, adult movie, bawdiness, dirt, dirty movie, erotica, filth, girlie magazine, hard-core pornography, indecency, indecent material, obscene materials, obscenity, porn, porno, porno film, sexploitation, sexually explicit material, skin flick, smut, soft-core pornography, stag film, X-rated material, X-rated movie.
I don't know how to tag someone, so yeah if you read this please feel free to re-post it on your blog. With your own answers, for sure!

4 comments:

Adamity_Bomb_Bomb said...

"Dominate. I'm gonna tie you up and whip you... with my tongue." Holy shit. I need to take a cold shower. =o)

"Is a nibble a bite? Suck and nibble then." Oh my God. I need to take a colder shower. :-P

"Can you say multiple orgasms!" Multiple orgasms! What do I win?! ;-)

"Moaning softly." Where is the nearest ice machine?! I need to take a bath! :)

I think I'll have some pleasant dreams tonight. Thanks for playing, babydoll. *<]:-D

Nanette said...

Now, Darling Nikki made a perfect backdrop for this post! :)

Pictures of the Halloween costume are in order if you go that route. ;)

Melissa said...

Hee hee, one of my coworkers does that same thing with fortune cookies :) There have been some doozies delivered at lunchtime.

Love the side of slurp - nice touch!

JenBun said...

OoOoO, this is super fun!

I just may have to give this a whirl a little later! ;)

Thanks!!! (and the pervy [probably both pervy/fun and pervy/creepy] readers who find you through some sort of strange search-word combination thank you too!)

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