Sunday, October 21, 2007

The Sardonicism of My Assiduous Mind...

Am I lazy or have I outgrown our modern day?
I have too many clothes, too much stuff. And it piles up. Why don't I throw it away? I don't really need it? What am I holding on to?
Lazy? Yes! I don't want to fold clothes, I don't want to finish painting the bathroom, I don't want to put gas in my car, I don't want so much stuff - to do.
Papers and knick-knacks and bric-a-bracks, hairballs and fast-food-wrappers. Burnt-out-light-bulbs and used razors, all go into the same garbage. Plastic containers hold this or that thing-a-ma-jig. Styrofoam let's you, take it home.
Outgrown our modern day? Yes!
Where are the Jetson-like-robots that fold clothes and paint?
Should I be recycling and eating organically?
Or will I continue to sit here looking askance...

The Society WE live in:

How I love to discuss politically-correct-sociology (*sarcastic wit* Am I being a twit...)
What would my ideal society be like?
Like someplace, someplace over the rainbow, without so much STUFF...Do I belong in the 18th century. Could I live without?...Oh snap, back to reality...

Dear Sir or Madam:
Sunoco Pipeline L.P. operates high-pressure petroleum products pipelines and you either live, work or visit the communities in which we operate. We are your neighbor and petroleum products are essential to our way of life. Underground pipelines offer the safest, most dependable and cost-efficient means of transporting these products. We need your help to keep it that way.

Are you *ucking kidding me. You need my help? To keep what, what way? Cost-efficient means of transporting products - beyond laughable. You are my neighbor? Why is this world so *ucking oily?
Let me analyze this...
High-pressure power, literally speaking. Sometimes, I can understand Icke and his theory of Reptilians running the world.
Why don't we use SOLAR power or WIND power?
Why aren't food and shelter and health care provided?
Why aren't we the change we wish to see in the world?
Why do people, keep one eye shut?

aesthetic –noun
4. a philosophical theory or idea of what is aesthetically valid at a given time and place: the clean lines, bare surfaces, and sense of space that bespeak the machine-age aesthetic.

Machines and pollution and cancer - oh my...this isn't aesthetic...Who put a price on this?

Petroleum products are essential to our way of life.

Oh really!?! Whose life are you talking about? Some sheik in his gold-plated palace or some redneck on his ranch. Some bimbo in her High-rise apartment, eating caviar, playing with a dildo for the man-behind-the-curtain.

Suspicious activities near our pipelines that should be reported include, but are not limited to, people loitering, vehicles parked where they do not belong and people taking photos or monitoring pipeline facility operation.

Welcome to the NEW WORLD ORDER:
Take a number, binoculars, a camera, a gas suit, a shovel and don't forget your paddle - now relax and enjoy your stay, I mean your coffee...

GreenCurrents Renewable Energy Program
FREE $10 Starbucks Gift Card
Act by November 16, 2007
Enroll today for a healthier environment

What the *uck, I'm not blind. I can see the hypocrisy of this sham.

1 comment:

The One and Only A said...

"Take a number, binoculars, a camera, a gas suit, a shovel and don't forget your paddle - now relax and enjoy your stay, I mean your coffee..."

Yeah, and don't forget to take some plastic and some duct tape to batten down the windows in the case of a chemical attack. :-P

Being an employee of the gas company, I must say that I am disheartened by your skepticism.


Blog Archive